"Vegas at 11am is one of the most depressing sights known to mankind," says Piff the Magic Dragon as he surveys the paltry foot traffic outside of the Flamingo Hotel Casino in Las Vegas.
Thus begins a hilarious episode of Vegas 24 in which host Roberto Raad tries in vain to summon a sliver of enthusiasm from the famously cantankerous supernatural lizard.
I've honestly ran out of things to write about Piff - who has mysteriously never been seen in the same room as professional magician, John van der Put. He's been doing amazing things in the magic scene since 2008, but really hit his stride when he appeared on the first season of Penn & Teller: Fool Us in 2011. He's since appeared on America's Got Talent three times, reaching the top ten in two of his appearances. While it's clear Mr. Piffles is the power behind the throne, Piff's tricks are great, his wit is lightning fast, and his English is great for an ancient mythical beast.